Some lovely suggestions there DiBBLes
I like this one the best...
Originally Posted by DiBBLeS THe CaT
It costs a shit-load.. so you don't have to smell like one.
It seems the Eager Young Man has been very busy developing his line of products. Here's another one that I found on the internet.
Here's the sales pitch...
Ever found that unsightly back hair is scaring off the ladies? Too scared to face the pain of waxing? Not sure what's the best way to rid yourself of the thick rug on your back? At last there's a hair remover cream that is strong enough to remove tough male back hair. SRM for men was personally developed by the Eager Young Man who had an embarrasingly hairy back and promises to be the answer to your dreams.
Water (Aqua), Mineral Oil (Liquidium Parafinum), Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteth-20, Calcium Hydroxide, Sodium Thioglycolate, Calcium Thioglycolate, Silica, Jojoba (Buxus Chinensis) Oil, Iron Oxide, Fragrance.
Warnings & Precautions:
Don't use around eyes, nipples, perineum, testicles or anal areas. Do not apply in ears and nose. If product gets in eyes, immediately flush eyes with lukewarm water and rinse with boric acid solution. Don't use on skin that is inflamed or irritated, or on recently tweezed areas. Don't use soap, deodorants, or astringents for several hours after applying.
Keep out of reach of children.