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Unread Mar 2nd, 2012, 06:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm back with my tests/questions.
One again, I took those questions from one of those online tests, but since it gets boring if people only post their results...you can just expose your answers directly in this thread. You can skip questions if they are too personal for your taste.



1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:

A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.


5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.


6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?




I will answer after a few posts.

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Unread Mar 2nd, 2012, 07:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?

Exclusively? Doubt it. Mention, probably.

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?

No. I was a good kid in school.

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?

Yes. There are things you don't learn about someone even after a while of living together.

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:

A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.

That would depend on the how the night went, no?

5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.

D- They are in the bathroom.

6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?

No. I have parked away from the house (when I was still living with my parents) to avoid detection getting back late, though.

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?

No.

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?

Yes. You pay taxes, right?

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?

No. But there've been days when I wouldn't have minded it.

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?

I have the right to remain silent...and plead temporary insanity!
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Unread Mar 2nd, 2012, 08:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^^^^Thanks for daring to go first.

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5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.

D- They are in the bathroom.


This literally made me laugh out loud.
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Unread Mar 2nd, 2012, 08:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I suppose I could have said they way on the way home.

Don't have a spouse so I don't really have to worry about that anyway.
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I know this test has been posted for me
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Unread Mar 3rd, 2012, 01:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?

yes, but briefly

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?
only been called once to his office, and i was in trouble, i got suspended

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?
of course

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:

A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.

All of the above

5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.

who cares

6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?

no

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?
no

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?

no

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?
im unemployed so yes!

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?

no
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1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. A
5. A
6. No
7. No
8. Yes
9. No
10. No


answered honestly, Don't know what to say, you can dwell on these heh

I'm fairly open about a lot of things so I don't assume people will talk about me like in #1, as for the others the answers sort of speak for themselves.

I'm sure the government has files on anyone who's been caught with narcotics or the like so I assume somewhere theres a file with my smiling face, bug-eyed in a dark room filled with strangers. If they are following me they can entertain themselves with my senseless antics.

The one about being fired, sometimes i feel like this but thats when things happen, people spread gossip (and I know they are because others come up to me to inform me) and my boss thinks i'm spreading lies about them. Thats when I get worried but I dispell those situations. I don't like starting shit with my employees or my managers/CEO's... Not Smart.
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1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?
I'd hope not....Omg they do dont they?!

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?
Always!

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?
Yes, they always turn out to be some crazy controlling psycho

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:

A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.

5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.

6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?
No o.O

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?
Nope

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?
The government has a file on everyone

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?
Nah

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?
No...they wont be, right?...Right?!
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Unread Mar 3rd, 2012, 05:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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@ toofar's answer: ''who cares''.
@ Mardouk

My turn.


1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?

I never really thought about this, but thanks to this test I might think about it in the future...

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?

No. I was a quiet nerd when I was in elementary + highschool. When I was called into the principal office I knew it would be to announce me I was chosen to participate in some school activity I wouldn't be interested in but kinda forced to do.

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?

Yes, but I got tons of skeletons in my closet as well so it doesn't bother me much if he did bad stuff in his past (as long as he didn't rape or kidnap anyone).

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:

A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.


Hopefully A, but B also happened to me. When you sober up you might see him under a different light.

5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.


D- I worry a little, hopefully he's on his way home or stopped somewhere to eat. I might think he's having an affair depending the circumstances, but I don't stress over this. I'm a little like too-far...who cares.

6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?

I don't have a car but it did happen a few times that I thought I was being followed and took extra measures before going home (ex.: taking detours, going back on my steps, changing sides of the street, changing line/direction in the subway, etc). Sometimes it was probably just paranoia, but other times I did realized the person was really following me...Better be safe than sorry.

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?

Yes.

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?

Yes but basic stuff...

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?

I don't work for the moment so I can't be fired.
I've been fired a few times in my life though.
But I've never been paranoid over the thought of possibly getting fired one day. I don't mind, it's really easy for me to find a job.

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?

Nope.

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1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?
- probably, but nothing i worry about

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?
- no. i usually assumed they would accuse me of something, not uncommonly rightfully so, but i never assumed i was in trouble since they always said i couldn't help it and blamed it on my "condition"

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?
- no or she wouldn't be the one. if she is the one anything i would otherwise consider bad wouldn't matter thanks to love's blind eye

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:
A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.

- I suppose a combination of A and B, though mostly A. But i can't speak from experience as i've never in my life had a one-night stand!

5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:
A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.

- i wouldn't consider it odd and i wouldn't dwell on it

6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?
- yes, occasionally do. I do get followed occasionally, usually just by people who are interested in my car, trying to catch a glimpse of the V12 exhaust note. which i don't mind but i rather not have them see where i live so i'll floor it around the "block" (or rather, around the hill) and shake them. With car thieves ever getting better at disabling even the most hightech tracing systems, it never hurts to hide where my cars are parked. Plus i might not mind people paying an interest to my vehicles when i'm out on the street but i don't need kids ringing my bell every day asking if they can see the garage...

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?
- nope, i have no reason for doubt

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?
- i don't think, i know they have various files...a tax file, a cars and driving license file, a police file, a medical file, etc

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?
- unlikely, not employed by anyone

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?
- we have a few forum users with a keen ability to dig up old posts and repost them at hilarious/odd moments...so who knows
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6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?
- yes, occasionally do. I do get followed occasionally, usually just by people who are interested in my car, trying to catch a glimpse of the V12 exhaust note. which i don't mind but i rather not have them see where i live so i'll floor it around the "block" (or rather, around the hill) and shake them. With car thieves ever getting better at disabling even the most hightech tracing systems, it never hurts to hide where my cars are parked. Plus i might not mind people paying an interest to my vehicles when i'm out on the street but i don't need kids ringing my bell every day asking if they can see the garage...
Has that actually happened?
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Yeah a number of times. Only once so far this year!
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We should all find were Dusty lives and go ring together @ his door @ 4AM Sunday morning to see his car.
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Sure, i'll be ready!



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Ah man, I didn't wanted to go there (I hate traveling with lots of baggage)...but guys, looks like we're gonna have to find another way to wake him up. Let's all bring our musical instruments and form a new band...




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i didnt think we were a band
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well that would be an odd sight in the morning...finding a rather strange band outside making an aweful noise lol

but yay for tripple glazing and extra sound proof insulation in walls!
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Stop being such a carblock.
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Yeah, I'm slow to getting around to checking this out. Here it goes...

1. You're out with friends for the evening. You are the first one to go home because you need to wake up early the next day. Do you think your friends will be talking about you after you leave?

Yeah, but just the ladies.

2. Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the principal's office?

Every single time, even when it was the first day of Grade 9 and classes hadn't even started yet... or when I got called because of a friend getting severely poisoned having drank the same thing I did on a stupid dare...

3. You just started dating someone who fits all of your qualifications for 'The One'. Do you assume you'll discover something bad about them any day?

I always look for a negative quality, trying to find something. I always assume the worst, and if it is tough to spot what is wrong with someone, that worries me even more. There is a particular gal at the moment who I would say is a perfect 10, and that is making it really tough to find anything. But my mind keeps expecting something...

4. You've just had a one-night stand. The next morning, do you think:

A- That was a great night.
B- I feel a little dirty.
C- I am diseased and I am going to die.


A and B with a side of "Did I ever find out her name...?"

5. Your spouse tells you they are working late. You call their office and no one answers. Do you:

A- Think it's odd, but I don't dwell on it.
B- Immediately assume they're having an affair.
C- Assume they're working too hard to pick up the phone.


C, but then thinking about the fact that they could be on their way home for all I know.

6. Have you ever driven around the block before parking at home to make sure no one has followed you?

No, but I always have my eyes on my surroundings... mainly just to spot ladies though...

7. Have you ever thought you had an STD when you didn't?

I have wondered a little, but nothing more than that.

8. Do you think the government has a file of information on you?

Of course I do, but it's worse when cops ask your friends where you have been because you have dropped of their radar for awhile. I know I can be followed, but being aware about truly being followed... it bugged me a bit.

9. Do you think you are days away from being fired?

I'm currently unemployed, but I suppose I could be let go from my volunteer position. Though I don't see any reason why I would be.

10. Are you worried that the answers you gave on this test will be used against you someday?

A little, but there is nothing here that really could be used against me.
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