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Unread Oct 1st, 2008, 03:38 AM   #41 (permalink)
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3 words:

cold toilet seat.
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Unread Oct 1st, 2008, 07:35 AM   #42 (permalink)
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sissy!
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Unread Oct 1st, 2008, 08:04 AM   #43 (permalink)
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sissy?!?!? i dont have the extra insulation that a "booty butt" provides!
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Unread Oct 1st, 2008, 09:02 AM   #44 (permalink)
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doesn't the noble lupus have a hairy ass anyways?
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do you really want the topic of conversation steered towards how hairy my ass is? that's probably a road you really dont wanna go down...
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I believe the only time you should ever sit down to pee is when:

1) After sex
2) When you wake up and still groggy
3) You're too drunk to stand up or aim.
Why wouldn't it be OK to sit down and pee? Is there some sort of social code that prohibits it?

I don't pay much attention to this sort of thing. It's not really important.
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as the bloodhound gang sang:

"But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee"

there is evidently some sort of social stigma attatched to it somewhere...
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booty butt ... ts ts ts! i wish!!
(sometimes ... maybe not that often ... probably not at all ...)
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^: You're welcome.





Well, i mainly wanted to know if it's actually considered to be rude to pee standing up while at your gf's parent's house. Seriously, my parents never said anything about how i should sit down to pee when at another person's home.
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Well did they ever tell you about the Law of Dibs (sometimes called Shotgun in some situations), or the Bufffer?

Not quite sure myself where you learn that though...
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who really cares, its not like anyone is going to figure it out.
Its not like people listen through the doorway and tell whether they're sitting or standing depending on how loud the tinkling sound is, then break down the door and point fingers and laugh.(man thats a funny scenario)
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do you really want the topic of conversation steered towards how hairy my ass is? that's probably a road you really dont wanna go down...
It can't be worse than Shah's rasta ass, so bring it on
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who really cares, its not like anyone is going to figure it out.
Its not like people listen through the doorway and tell whether they're sitting or standing depending on how loud the tinkling sound is, then break down the door and point fingers and laugh.(man thats a funny scenario)
Oh man. I feel sorry for the people you're gonna try that on.
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Oh man. I feel sorry for the people you're gonna try that on.
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I only do it if I have to go #3 (it happens when you've held it all in long enough to call it a big emergency).

Edit: It's also a good idea if you're really sleepy and your bedroom seems just too far away
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Well did they ever tell you about the Law of Dibs (sometimes called Shotgun in some situations), or the Bufffer?

Not quite sure myself where you learn that though...
I'm 25, my sister is older than I am. We still use the shotgun rule in vehicles.

I'm finding it hard to avoid the public bathrooms in college. 2 Tim Hortons and breaks where the professors suggest getting coffee or something that type. Lots of bathroom trips throughout the day, nowhere near where I live.
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when you are really tired to even stand up and go pee.
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It's not ok if you're in the wilderness, thats just weird.
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men werent born to pee sitting down.
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