You know you're getting old when... - Page 2

PhineasFreak · May 5th, 2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by D J Kings

You also know your getting old when three in a bed seems way too crowded.

just as the 20 year old bi-sexual nurse made me feel better, Kings goes and makes me feel old again.

[just tell yourself, "there's no girls like twins, there's no girls like twins"]

Rockymtns4fr · May 5th, 2006, 10:53 PM

Trance will keep you young.

PhineasFreak · May 5th, 2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockymtns4fr

Trance will keep you young.

unfortunately, i think techno already made me old...

Rockymtns4fr · May 6th, 2006, 12:21 AM

LOL

Hey, I just had a kidney stone the size of a marble removed and felt like crud. Slipped the headphones on and I was feeling great in no time.

PhineasFreak · May 6th, 2006, 12:24 AM

yikes! good job you didn't have to pass that the old fashioned way...

Yellowfin · Jun 8th, 2006, 03:47 PM

I check for ring first as well. It used to save me money, now I check mainly to avoid the 300 lb gorilla she might have lurking around the corner or just behind her in line. The nicer the car in the garage is, the meaner the dog in the backyard will be.

Time Burner · Jun 8th, 2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PhineasFreak

I made a terrible realisation last night:

every cute girl i have checked out for months, or possibly longer, the first thing i've looked at is not hair, face, legs, tits, etc.. but

her left hand. specifically, is there the dreaded ring.

if that's not proof i'm getting old, i don't know what is...

You're not getting old.. just wiser..

I did the same thing on my ride home from school the other night. Saw this cutey and was thinking, yeah, she's nice. Then, WHOA.. brick wall on her finger cuts me short.

excercyst · Jun 8th, 2006, 09:18 PM

I fail to see why a ring on the finger would mean I need to avoid them.
As in, if a ring doesn't stop them from talking to me, why couldn't I conversate with them.
Should I really avoid a woman for fear of a Jealous husband?
If a ring doesn't stop a wife, why should it stop me?

Deadly Groove · Jun 8th, 2006, 09:49 PM

I talk to married women all the time. I'm 31 and I'm not old. As a matter of fact, I'm in better shape now than when I was 18 and I look 10 years younger than I am. The whole getting old thing is mental. It's all in your head. To stay young, you got to keep your mind young, strong and stress free. I never said it was easy got you got to try.

StarkRavinMad · Jun 9th, 2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by excercyst

I fail to see why a ring on the finger would mean I need to avoid them.
As in, if a ring doesn't stop them from talking to me, why couldn't I conversate with them.
Should I really avoid a woman for fear of a Jealous husband?
If a ring doesn't stop a wife, why should it stop me?

Quoted for truth.
Married people are still...PEOPLE. If they don't want to interact with other people, possibly single people, they shouldn't be out in public.

PhineasFreak · Jun 9th, 2006, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by StarkRavinMad

they shouldn't be out in public.

lock 'em all away! 't should be a crime to be so spoken for!

PhineasFreak · Jun 9th, 2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_Country78

oh man i do that all the time.

dangit im not ready to be old yet

you can't be old as long as you're still fightin' - just as long as you guarantee to all of us you'll be one of those oldtimers who's just "piss 'n' vinegar" and behaves exactly as they will, damn everyone else to hell

chisbu · Jun 9th, 2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_Country78

dangit im not ready to be old yet

Me neither. I hope my midlfe crisis comes after I'm about 100 years old. (when I'm dead

)

giorgakis · Jul 22nd, 2006, 04:02 PM

Well actually you know you're getting old when ...
the birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself!

I don't think this is the case for you...so smile...u're still young!

adee · Jul 24th, 2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by giorgakis

Well actually you know you're getting old when ...
the birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself!

lol

Well You're getting old when You don't know that You have male/female genital organs

rAAb_hImSeLf · Jul 25th, 2006, 03:28 PM

I do the same thing around the office and I am young, haha, just a way of seeing if they are available

Lotz · Jul 28th, 2006, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PhineasFreak

I made a terrible realisation last night:

every cute girl i have checked out for months, or possibly longer, the first thing i've looked at is not hair, face, legs, tits, etc.. but

her left hand. specifically, is there the dreaded ring.

if that's not proof i'm getting old, i don't know what is...

Hun checking out the left hand for a ring or at least a sun tan mark isnt really a good indication.

I'm married but choose not to wear a ring - had one in the beginning but couldnt stand the fact that people saw me in a different light. Stopped wearing it 6 months into the marriage.

PhineasFreak · Jul 28th, 2006, 06:00 AM

i know a few girls who have lost wedding rings and never been too fussed. i know two who are buying new ones, one because she never liked the opriginal and one just because she is bored with the old one.

to me that all seems so wrong.

if you're getting married and recieve a ring then you should treasure it as much as you treasure your marriage - after all, it is a representation of the bond you supposedly share.

i don't see it as essential to wear it on one finger - a chain round the neck, keep it in a treasured spot or simply a safe place seems ok to me, but to lose it, say you don't like it or are bored with it??!!!

i would be thoroughly insulted and hurt if i was married and my lass treated a wedding ring so carelessly as to think it was so disposable.

Lotz · Jul 28th, 2006, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PhineasFreak

i know a few girls who have lost wedding rings and never been too fussed. i know two who are buying new ones, one because she never liked the opriginal and one just because she is bored with the old one.

to me that all seems so wrong.

if you're getting married and recieve a ring then you should treasure it as much as you treasure your marriage - after all, it is a representation of the bond you supposedly share.

i don't see it as essential to wear it on one finger - a chain round the neck, keep it in a treasured spot or simply a safe place seems ok to me, but to lose it, say you don't like it or are bored with it??!!!

i would be thoroughly insulted and hurt if i was married and my lass treated a wedding ring so carelessly as to think it was so disposable.

The difference is sweetie, some guys dont treat their partners as well as you would and marriage often just occurs in a relationship because it is expected to.

When you find your true soul mate she is gonna be the luckiest girl on the planet - I hope you dont have to search for too long, you deserve to be sharing your life with somebody very special!!!!

bret f · Jul 28th, 2006, 06:55 AM

when someone has to wipe your own ass

May 6th, 2006, 12:24 AM	#25 (permalink)
PhineasFreak DI Critical Mass Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dancing with wolves Posts: 33,185	yikes! good job you didn't have to pass that the old fashioned way... __________________ "It sounds like God treading on a lego brick" - Jeremy Clarkson New Psy-Dub remix! http://www.ubetoo.com/psytrance/46349

Jun 8th, 2006, 03:47 PM	#26 (permalink)
Yellowfin DI Extreme Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Cupertino, PRK Posts: 1,468	I check for ring first as well. It used to save me money, now I check mainly to avoid the 300 lb gorilla she might have lurking around the corner or just behind her in line. The nicer the car in the garage is, the meaner the dog in the backyard will be. __________________ I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. -- Thomas Jefferson

Jun 8th, 2006, 09:49 PM	#29 (permalink)
Deadly Groove Chillin with Buddah Forum Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 22,611	I talk to married women all the time. I'm 31 and I'm not old. As a matter of fact, I'm in better shape now than when I was 18 and I look 10 years younger than I am. The whole getting old thing is mental. It's all in your head. To stay young, you got to keep your mind young, strong and stress free. I never said it was easy got you got to try. __________________ "The tremendous force of the virtua explosion blew the wheels clean off of the cop cars". Classic Game Room

Jul 22nd, 2006, 04:02 PM	#34 (permalink)
giorgakis Regular Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Greece - Hellas, Athina Posts: 271	Well actually you know you're getting old when ... the birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself! I don't think this is the case for you...so smile...u're still young! __________________ "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

Jul 25th, 2006, 03:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
rAAb_hImSeLf Junior Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 52	I do the same thing around the office and I am young, haha, just a way of seeing if they are available __________________ It's in the blood, It's in the blood. I met my love before I was born. She wanted love, I taste of blood. She bit my lip, and drank my war,

May 5th, 2006, 10:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Rockymtns4fr High Peaks Fidelity Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: High in the Rockies Posts: 702	Trance will keep you young.

May 6th, 2006, 12:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
Rockymtns4fr High Peaks Fidelity Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: High in the Rockies Posts: 702	LOL Hey, I just had a kidney stone the size of a marble removed and felt like crud. Slipped the headphones on and I was feeling great in no time.

Jun 8th, 2006, 09:18 PM	#28 (permalink)
excercyst DI Extreme Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,387	I fail to see why a ring on the finger would mean I need to avoid them. As in, if a ring doesn't stop them from talking to me, why couldn't I conversate with them. Should I really avoid a woman for fear of a Jealous husband? If a ring doesn't stop a wife, why should it stop me?

Jul 28th, 2006, 06:00 AM	#38 (permalink)
PhineasFreak DI Critical Mass Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dancing with wolves Posts: 33,185	i know a few girls who have lost wedding rings and never been too fussed. i know two who are buying new ones, one because she never liked the opriginal and one just because she is bored with the old one. to me that all seems so wrong. if you're getting married and recieve a ring then you should treasure it as much as you treasure your marriage - after all, it is a representation of the bond you supposedly share. i don't see it as essential to wear it on one finger - a chain round the neck, keep it in a treasured spot or simply a safe place seems ok to me, but to lose it, say you don't like it or are bored with it??!!! i would be thoroughly insulted and hurt if i was married and my lass treated a wedding ring so carelessly as to think it was so disposable. __________________ "It sounds like God treading on a lego brick" - Jeremy Clarkson New Psy-Dub remix! http://www.ubetoo.com/psytrance/46349

Jul 28th, 2006, 06:55 AM	#40 (permalink)
bret f DI Extreme Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: in bed with your grandma Posts: 1,713	when someone has to wipe your own ass __________________ DJ BRET F ... http://germantrance.com onlyplace for hard trance www.myspace.com/djbretf

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