Things that just Piss U Off - Page 73

Deadly Groove · Aug 30th, 2009, 12:00 AM

Spambots that come on here and flood the forums with their nonsense. Too bad the mods are never around when they do.

salomon · Aug 30th, 2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Deadly Groove

Spambots that come on here and flood the forums with their nonsense. Too bad the mods are never around when they do.

Come on, a music forum is the first place you're gonna look if you wanna buy an iPhone or Nike sneaks!

But yeah, it's annoying...

Deadly Groove · Aug 30th, 2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by salomon

Come on, a music forum is the first place you're gonna look if you wanna buy an iPhone or Nike sneaks!

But yeah, it's annoying...

Nice!!!

*Firebug* · Aug 30th, 2009, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Deadly Groove

Spambots that come on here and flood the forums with their nonsense. Too bad the mods are never around when they do.

I have done the report post a few times myself due to this issue.

Deadly Groove · Aug 30th, 2009, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Firebug

I have done the report post a few times myself due to this issue.

Yeah I do it all the time when a spambot comes on here with its little bitch ass rip off ads.

D_Unit · Aug 30th, 2009, 03:54 AM

Most of the things that would piss me off would be the same as everyone else's... but to a lesser degree. I owe it all to my dad, A.K.A. "the biggest loser in the universe".

I don't think the cheap P.O.S. has ever said anything complementary about me since the day I was born. His favorite pastime was to kill (and sometimes eat) all the animals that I brought home for pets. The retard stopped doing so once we came to N. America only because he would get in trouble for it.

The coward did nothing to stop my drunk abusive neighbor (who with his 2 inbred sons) used to beat me and the other kids in my area to a pulp. My dad actually used to sit down for drinks with the dude and the only time I saw him do anything brave was when the abusive neighbor and some other dude got in a fight. He got between the brawlers and "made peace" (all I wanted was for the other dude to split my neighbor's head open with the machete he had in his hands).

The one person who stood up for me was a young baby sitter of mine who did a better job taking care of me than my psychotic mom. But my dad had to ruin any future contacts my family had with the lady because he cheater on my mom with her.

When we moved to N. America; my dad got a job outta town and he gamble away most of his earnings (and probably blew the rest on prostitutes). My uncle had a business here and he helped my dad receive unemployment because the dumbass was too incompetent to do anything right. My dad's favorite hobby was to make me climb the roof of our 4-story 100+ yr old house to do repairs because he was too cheap to pay for a pro and too old to do it himself. We literally made 7 tiny rooms outta what was once our attic because he wanted to squeeze as much "free space" as he can. It was a release when the house burnt down and we actually had to spend real money to build a new one.

My dad's best/worst asset is his mouth. He'd wonder around our neighborhood to talk to anyone who would listen to him ramble. His favorite subjects are the "weaknesses" of others; weather someone is too fat, too short, too broke, etc... he'd open his big mouth and keep trashing people like it's some personal joke. I had to pay for an entire banquet out of my own pocket once because he told my relatives that their children were less attractive than other "normal" children.

I usually buy groceries for my family because my dad only buys from the "cheapest" place in Chinatown. The worst thing is, his shit don't cost the least, but they are the most rotten. I can get pristine bananas from Wal-Mart (or Safeway... or just about anywhere) for 65 cents a pound while the freakin' imbecile brings home rotten bananas that cost 70 cents a pound. Hell, the guy spent a month chiseling away at a stucco wall when we expanded our new home because he was too cheap to spend $20 for an electric blade grinder. He lied to me that the person working at Home Depot told him that the grinder wouldn't work. Later I bought one myself and completed the job in less than a day.

2 1/2 years ago I went back to Asia, dug up my grandpa's bones from the forest, retrieved my grandma's ashes from temporary storage and buried them together in a funeral home by my old village. My dad had 7 chances to do so the last 7 times he went back but he didn't. He didn't even take care of my grandma during here dying days (my relatives told me). My grandma moved to Hong Kong by herself and worked till her back was broken and permanently bent so she could send money back home to the mainland to take care of our family. When I saw her 10 years ago for the first time since I was a kid, she was living in a cubbyhole that she was sharing with 4 migrant workers. Fortunately my uncle in China was able to move her into his home and took care of her until she passed away.

The straw that almost "my camel's back" was when I having diner with my older cousin in my hometown (2 1/2 years ago) and he reminisced about how he carried me to the hospital when I fell from the roof of an army truck and split my skull on the ground when was 7. I had always though that it was my dad who was carrying me in his arms and I used to tell everyone how proud I was of him for that. At that very moment I realized that the stupid f*cker (my dad) had known the real truth but didn't have the balls to tell me about it.

Everyday in the life that is my dad's brings a new low that I could not have possible foresee. He's like Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin combined... but worse. Just a couple of hours ago, he had embarrassed me in front my my entire extended family in a banquet (including visiting members from overseas).

Strangely enough, I can't bring myself to hate him. I hate evil people like Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, etc... my old man is too futile and pathetic to be hated. That and of course he does have some redeeming qualities that qualifies him as a human being. He's never been overly abusive and he's not a criminal. And no, it's not because he's too much of a coward to be a badass, he's actually got some degree of honor, kindness, and morality. It's just too bad he's one of the dumbest people I know on the face of the earth. So I guess I can credit him for my patience. It's extremely rare for me to meet someone that can piss me off as much as the guy... so I'm usually calm while people around me get angry over lesser problems.

Oh well, sorry for my long winded rant. I don't really talk to my friends or family about my problems. I usually find a forum I'm comfortable with and vent a little from time to time. Please pay no mind to my rage... it will pass shortly.

Deadly Groove · Aug 30th, 2009, 04:14 AM

D Unit, I was reading your rant while listening to a dark angry trance track that I am working on and both of them combined is pretty haunting. I don't know what to say but I hope better days are ahead for you man.

D_Unit · Aug 30th, 2009, 12:31 PM

^ Thanks bro. I'm a glass half full kinda guy and can handle a lot hypocrisy and irony. I just wish that some others would have more commence sense for their own well being. Anyways, the old man's getting old and feeble... sooner or later he'll lose the strength to be a dick.

Edit: May dad's a lot older than me 'cause he had me late. Dude was "the best looking guy" in town but he was a lot older than my mom when they met. The dumbass gave a mutual friend a 10+ yr old photo of him to show to my mom; my mom got excited and agreed to go out with him. Till this day she won't stop mentioning how pissed off she got when she first saw my dad (who was balding at the time) and realized that he had tricked her (lucky for me, I have my dad's face but my mom's hair).

*Firebug* · Aug 30th, 2009, 12:59 PM

That was a very well written rant. I feel sorry for ya man.

Sidenote: Homer Simpson is a great father.

Seriously, he works day in day out to provide for his family under a boss he hates. He takes his family on trips, he always spends time with his wife and kids, even if he doesn't always understand them, and he always makes time for his friends. He may be a bit of a doofus, but he makes for a great dad in my eyes.

Xyz_39808 · Aug 31st, 2009, 02:18 PM

We need another spammer like jenna69

MagikYakup · Sep 3rd, 2009, 05:29 AM

I hate hypocrites and some political people

*Firebug* · Sep 3rd, 2009, 10:50 AM

So it pisses you off that you can't jump out of a plane because of something that happened because you jumped out of a plane?

Just be happy to be alive will ya.

*Tinkerbelle* · Sep 3rd, 2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Firebug

So it pisses you off that you can't jump out of a plane because of something that happened because you jumped out of a plane?

Just be happy to be alive will ya.

Regrettably it was his leg that broke and not both arms. We could use a vacation from his stupidity.

*Firebug* · Sep 3rd, 2009, 11:32 AM

I never dissed anything. I was just being amused at the irony of why you are pissed off.

In fact, if anything, I have been a bit envious all my life of everyone who gets to jump from that high.

As for the girl, maybe she just is more durable than you are. Actually, I don't think it's a maybe.

The Rush · Sep 6th, 2009, 03:04 AM

I just got home after the fat asshole of a security guard who at the last minute closes the will-call entrance for the Swedish Egil/Roger Shah/Simon Patterson gig tonight claiming "We've reached capacity and the fire marshall won't allow anymore people right now". BULL FCUKING SHIT!! We all saw with our own eyes the hoards of people walking out while we were waiting. WTF! Do we have to show-up at sunset and risk being bored off our asses inside for hours just to make sure we get in from now on?

Then we wait for an hour for the place to clear out a little just to hear that they're no longer accepting our will-call tickets or even selling tickets at the box. I'm not so pissed about wasting the $50 as I am not getting to finally see 3 of the absolutely best EDM producers/DJs to walk this earth

Cemoa · Sep 7th, 2009, 11:30 AM

What pisses me off? When a cop pulls out and drives behind me for a period of time. I always think like he is following me and that I'm doing something wrong, so I end up all nervous. Then he turns away and I'm pissed cause I got so worked up over it. Damn fuzz.

logistix · Sep 7th, 2009, 05:16 PM

haha man that's called a guilty conscience

.

what pisses me off?

Having a mountain of school work to get through, and so little time to do it in.
Procrastination is the best key.

hahaha

also. My house mate is annoying the S H I T outta me. she is so messy and yuck. I just cleaned up the kitchen and she comes down and makes brekky, and messes it al back up again. GRRRRRRR

Bubble Wrap · Sep 7th, 2009, 06:54 PM

brekky
is that an aussie thing

too-far · Sep 8th, 2009, 01:35 AM

brekky is breakfast. We are the lazy people of the world. Fear us!

Wootman · Sep 8th, 2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by too-far

brekky is breakfast. We are the lazy people of the world. Fear us!

We even turned Telecom Australia into Telstra

*last minute edit* too-far you going to Ferry Corsten at the Hordern Saturday nite?

Aug 30th, 2009, 12:00 AM	#1441 (permalink)
Deadly Groove Chillin with Buddah Forum Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 22,611	Spambots that come on here and flood the forums with their nonsense. Too bad the mods are never around when they do. __________________ "The tremendous force of the virtua explosion blew the wheels clean off of the cop cars". Classic Game Room

Aug 30th, 2009, 03:54 AM	#1446 (permalink)
D_Unit Regular Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 227	Most of the things that would piss me off would be the same as everyone else's... but to a lesser degree. I owe it all to my dad, A.K.A. "the biggest loser in the universe". I don't think the cheap P.O.S. has ever said anything complementary about me since the day I was born. His favorite pastime was to kill (and sometimes eat) all the animals that I brought home for pets. The retard stopped doing so once we came to N. America only because he would get in trouble for it. The coward did nothing to stop my drunk abusive neighbor (who with his 2 inbred sons) used to beat me and the other kids in my area to a pulp. My dad actually used to sit down for drinks with the dude and the only time I saw him do anything brave was when the abusive neighbor and some other dude got in a fight. He got between the brawlers and "made peace" (all I wanted was for the other dude to split my neighbor's head open with the machete he had in his hands). The one person who stood up for me was a young baby sitter of mine who did a better job taking care of me than my psychotic mom. But my dad had to ruin any future contacts my family had with the lady because he cheater on my mom with her. When we moved to N. America; my dad got a job outta town and he gamble away most of his earnings (and probably blew the rest on prostitutes). My uncle had a business here and he helped my dad receive unemployment because the dumbass was too incompetent to do anything right. My dad's favorite hobby was to make me climb the roof of our 4-story 100+ yr old house to do repairs because he was too cheap to pay for a pro and too old to do it himself. We literally made 7 tiny rooms outta what was once our attic because he wanted to squeeze as much "free space" as he can. It was a release when the house burnt down and we actually had to spend real money to build a new one. My dad's best/worst asset is his mouth. He'd wonder around our neighborhood to talk to anyone who would listen to him ramble. His favorite subjects are the "weaknesses" of others; weather someone is too fat, too short, too broke, etc... he'd open his big mouth and keep trashing people like it's some personal joke. I had to pay for an entire banquet out of my own pocket once because he told my relatives that their children were less attractive than other "normal" children. I usually buy groceries for my family because my dad only buys from the "cheapest" place in Chinatown. The worst thing is, his shit don't cost the least, but they are the most rotten. I can get pristine bananas from Wal-Mart (or Safeway... or just about anywhere) for 65 cents a pound while the freakin' imbecile brings home rotten bananas that cost 70 cents a pound. Hell, the guy spent a month chiseling away at a stucco wall when we expanded our new home because he was too cheap to spend $20 for an electric blade grinder. He lied to me that the person working at Home Depot told him that the grinder wouldn't work. Later I bought one myself and completed the job in less than a day. 2 1/2 years ago I went back to Asia, dug up my grandpa's bones from the forest, retrieved my grandma's ashes from temporary storage and buried them together in a funeral home by my old village. My dad had 7 chances to do so the last 7 times he went back but he didn't. He didn't even take care of my grandma during here dying days (my relatives told me). My grandma moved to Hong Kong by herself and worked till her back was broken and permanently bent so she could send money back home to the mainland to take care of our family. When I saw her 10 years ago for the first time since I was a kid, she was living in a cubbyhole that she was sharing with 4 migrant workers. Fortunately my uncle in China was able to move her into his home and took care of her until she passed away. The straw that almost "my camel's back" was when I having diner with my older cousin in my hometown (2 1/2 years ago) and he reminisced about how he carried me to the hospital when I fell from the roof of an army truck and split my skull on the ground when was 7. I had always though that it was my dad who was carrying me in his arms and I used to tell everyone how proud I was of him for that. At that very moment I realized that the stupid fcker (my dad) had known the real truth but didn't have the balls to tell me about it. Everyday in the life that is my dad's brings a new low that I could not have possible foresee. He's like Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin combined... but worse. Just a couple of hours ago, he had embarrassed me in front my my entire extended family in a banquet (including visiting members from overseas). Strangely enough, I can't bring myself to hate him. I hate evil people like Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, etc... my old man is too futile and pathetic to be hated. That and of course he does have some redeeming qualities that qualifies him as a human being. He's never been overly abusive and he's not a criminal. And no, it's not because he's too much of a coward to be a badass, he's actually got some degree of honor, kindness, and morality. It's just too bad he's one of the dumbest people I know on the face of the earth. So I guess I can credit him for my patience. It's extremely rare for me to meet someone that can piss me off as much as the guy... so I'm usually calm while people around me get angry over lesser problems. Oh well, sorry for my long winded rant. I don't really talk to my friends or family about my problems. I usually find a forum I'm comfortable with and vent a little from time to time. Please pay no mind to my rage... it will pass shortly. __________________ My website: http://blog.loopydetails.com/ My Trance Mixes: http://blog.loopydetails.com/?cat=6 Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/D_Unit_Zero/ Last edited by D_Unit : Aug 30th, 2009 at 03:58 AM.*

Aug 30th, 2009, 04:14 AM	#1447 (permalink)
Deadly Groove Chillin with Buddah Forum Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 22,611	D Unit, I was reading your rant while listening to a dark angry trance track that I am working on and both of them combined is pretty haunting. I don't know what to say but I hope better days are ahead for you man. __________________ "The tremendous force of the virtua explosion blew the wheels clean off of the cop cars". Classic Game Room

Aug 30th, 2009, 12:31 PM	#1448 (permalink)
D_Unit Regular Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 227	^ Thanks bro. I'm a glass half full kinda guy and can handle a lot hypocrisy and irony. I just wish that some others would have more commence sense for their own well being. Anyways, the old man's getting old and feeble... sooner or later he'll lose the strength to be a dick. Edit: May dad's a lot older than me 'cause he had me late. Dude was "the best looking guy" in town but he was a lot older than my mom when they met. The dumbass gave a mutual friend a 10+ yr old photo of him to show to my mom; my mom got excited and agreed to go out with him. Till this day she won't stop mentioning how pissed off she got when she first saw my dad (who was balding at the time) and realized that he had tricked her (lucky for me, I have my dad's face but my mom's hair). __________________ My website: http://blog.loopydetails.com/ My Trance Mixes: http://blog.loopydetails.com/?cat=6 Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/D_Unit_Zero/ Last edited by D_Unit : Aug 30th, 2009 at 12:50 PM.

Aug 30th, 2009, 12:59 PM	#1449 (permalink)
Firebug Forum Moderator Forum Staff Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Hammer Posts: 46,177	That was a very well written rant. I feel sorry for ya man. Sidenote: Homer Simpson is a great father. Seriously, he works day in day out to provide for his family under a boss he hates. He takes his family on trips, he always spends time with his wife and kids, even if he doesn't always understand them, and he always makes time for his friends. He may be a bit of a doofus, but he makes for a great dad in my eyes. __________________ Cab Ride NYC Project - Community Competitions section of the forum. Merry Mix-Mas DJ Competition 2012/13 - Round 7 is coming, join in. Same section.

Aug 31st, 2009, 02:18 PM	#1450 (permalink)
Xyz_39808 DI Chronic Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Antonio Posts: 6,163	We need another spammer like jenna69 __________________ e-hardcore or the hookah clan Missed our tag team set "Parting Tributes" but still wanna hear? Find it here! http://soundcloud.com/ridleyxyz/

Sep 3rd, 2009, 05:29 AM	#1451 (permalink)
MagikYakup DI Extreme Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,209	I hate hypocrites and some political people

Sep 3rd, 2009, 10:50 AM	#1452 (permalink)
Firebug Forum Moderator Forum Staff Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Hammer Posts: 46,177	So it pisses you off that you can't jump out of a plane because of something that happened because you jumped out of a plane? Just be happy to be alive will ya. __________________ Cab Ride NYC Project - Community Competitions section of the forum. Merry Mix-Mas DJ Competition 2012/13 - Round 7 is coming, join in. Same section.

Sep 3rd, 2009, 11:32 AM	#1454 (permalink)
Firebug Forum Moderator Forum Staff Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Hammer Posts: 46,177	I never dissed anything. I was just being amused at the irony of why you are pissed off. In fact, if anything, I have been a bit envious all my life of everyone who gets to jump from that high. As for the girl, maybe she just is more durable than you are. Actually, I don't think it's a maybe. __________________ Cab Ride NYC Project - Community Competitions section of the forum. Merry Mix-Mas DJ Competition 2012/13 - Round 7 is coming, join in. Same section.

Sep 6th, 2009, 03:04 AM	#1455 (permalink)
The Rush DI Chronic Addict Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 12,348	I just got home after the fat asshole of a security guard who at the last minute closes the will-call entrance for the Swedish Egil/Roger Shah/Simon Patterson gig tonight claiming "We've reached capacity and the fire marshall won't allow anymore people right now". BULL FCUKING SHIT!! We all saw with our own eyes the hoards of people walking out while we were waiting. WTF! Do we have to show-up at sunset and risk being bored off our asses inside for hours just to make sure we get in from now on? Then we wait for an hour for the place to clear out a little just to hear that they're no longer accepting our will-call tickets or even selling tickets at the box. I'm not so pissed about wasting the $50 as I am not getting to finally see 3 of the absolutely best EDM producers/DJs to walk this earth __________________ Digital Blonde: Serenade John 00 Fleming: 5,000 Light Years From Earth Peter Gun: Pressure Point Ivan Nikusev & Wav-E: Aurora (Airwave Breaks Remix) X-Noize: Gain Control (Dejavoo Remix) XSI: Once Again Dual Core: Dirt Last edited by The Rush : Sep 6th, 2009 at 03:11 AM.

Sep 7th, 2009, 11:30 AM	#1456 (permalink)
Cemoa Regular Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 440	What pisses me off? When a cop pulls out and drives behind me for a period of time. I always think like he is following me and that I'm doing something wrong, so I end up all nervous. Then he turns away and I'm pissed cause I got so worked up over it. Damn fuzz. __________________ "Was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress." - Leon Phelps, Ladies Man. I Heart Uplifting Trance!

Sep 7th, 2009, 05:16 PM	#1457 (permalink)
logistix DI Extreme Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: K-TOWN! Posts: 4,619	haha man that's called a guilty conscience . what pisses me off? Having a mountain of school work to get through, and so little time to do it in. Procrastination is the best key. hahaha also. My house mate is annoying the S H I T outta me. she is so messy and yuck. I just cleaned up the kitchen and she comes down and makes brekky, and messes it al back up again. GRRRRRRR __________________ Never a frown with Golden Brown

Sep 7th, 2009, 06:54 PM	#1458 (permalink)
Bubble Wrap DI Chronic Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Star Pyramid Posts: 9,554	brekky is that an aussie thing __________________ "Hasheesh helped a great deal, and once sent him to a part of space where form does not exist, but where glowing gases study the secrets of existence. And a violet-coloured gas told him that this part of space was outside what he had called infinity"

Sep 8th, 2009, 01:35 AM	#1459 (permalink)
too-far DI Extreme Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: between here and there Posts: 3,067	brekky is breakfast. We are the lazy people of the world. Fear us! __________________ Wasting away...

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